Gizmodo: Gamer Grub: Because ‘Food’ Takes Too Long to Chew

October 2, 2008 by Mark Wilson, Gizmodo

For when fruits, veggies, exercise, plenty of sleep and the occasional colonic won’t do, Gamer Grub promises to be the first “performance snack formulated especially for gamers.” In flavors like Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, Strategy Chocolate and Sports PB&J, the snacks are not only fortified with vitamins and minerals, but are specially engineered to be crumb and grease free, protecting your keyboard from its normal all-it-can-eat junk food buffet. We’re not sure precisely which brick of the USDA food pyramid that videogame genre-flavored morsels fall into, but we’re willing to wave most (OK, some) judgment until we’re able to test this stuff for ourselves.

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